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I’ll be honest, this may be my favorite podcast so far.  Normally, when Kevin and I sit down to do a podcast, we’ve talked about the things we want to cover, we bang out an outline and then we go from there.  We often stray from the script, but we usually end up covering everything we wanted to talk about.  This time we veer off course from the word go and don’t really bother to try and get it back on track… and I loved it.  This is basically Kev and I trading stories about this and that.  We tell stories about comedians and rock stars who were complete jerks to interview, and then we talk about the really cool ones.  We do manage to work in a game of “Would You Rather” and give out a Throat Punch of the Week.  Oh, we also throw in a High Five of the Week as well.  

So settle in and dig it.  And yes, there’s a reason those guys are lurking around in the background.

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02:00 This is where the tangent  begins with Kev and Doug Swap Bobcat Goldthwait stories; 04:32 Kev’s comedy Jerk stories;  07:37 Doug’s Bitter Comedian Story;  9:25 Doug’s Dave Mustaine Story; 11:38 Kev has stories about comedians that are super cool; 13:29 Doug has a cool comedian story too which leads to Kev’s Tommy Chong Story;  17:42 Things we only pretend to like;  22:57 Kev asks Doug Would You Rather?;  28:03 Throat Punch/High Five of the Week

We’re back, and man is it weird.  Kev was out on injured reserve, and I’m fighing off some kind of viral upper resperatory infection type hocus pocus, (hence the picture), so you know… This may get a  bit loopy.

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We go over some 4th of July leftovers.  Kevin teases a great story but leaves us waiting for the rest.  We talk throwing weenies down your throat, Hooters encounters (not that kind), celebrity cheating (which happens to have a Throat Punch of the Week) and some celebrity throwdowns.

We wrap things up this week with my game of This Or That with Reggie Watts from Comedy Bang Bang.  Super fun guy, and super cool as well.  Ok, that’s it.   Click on.

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01:44 July 4th Stories:  Kev gets attacked by cute;  05:15 Random July 4th info;  07:18 Kev’s Dad Story about the 4th;  09:17 Kev teases a story we’ll have to wait til Memorial Day for;  10:24 Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Contest;  12:58 Doug’s random MMA Story;  15:50 Jay Z Cheated on Beyonce which happens to be the Throat Punch of the Week;  18:18 Celebs Cheating W Tranny’s;  21:30 Demi Lavato VS Selina Gomez;  27:48 Wrap Up w Reggie Watts from Comedy Bang Bang 

This week, Kevin is out on injured reserve.  So I brought in some folks to help me out:  Ryan (the guy who came up with the Doughnut Dog) and our buddy, DJ Squish.  With Kevin gone, the three of us just hung out and played a new game, and kind of played another sort of game type thing.  We manage to get in a Throat Punch of the Week and all three of us have someone we want to punch.  So sit back and enjoy our fart sounds and weird fetishes.  You’re welcome.

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01:34 Fart Board Challenge;  07:59 The Weird Turn on Game that really isn’t much of a game;  14:05 Random Coco Rant/praise;  15:58 Throat Punch of the Week

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So here it is. Our first video, and our first food creation. I have to say, I’m pretty happy with the results: Doughnut Dog. In last week’s podcast, our buddy Ryan came up with an idea for a new doughnut sandwich. A hot dog, inside a long john, wrapped in bacon, covered in pancake batter, and deep fried. So we thought, we should make this. And we did. Big thanks to our buddy Shane from Rosati’s Pizza in Urbana, Il for letting us use his kitchen to do this weird bit of food alchemy. For a first time through, we were pretty pleased with the results. We’re already thinking of ways to make it better, so we may be revisiting this pooch in the near, or not so near, future.

Anyway, here’s the video exploits of me and Kevin, Ryan and Shane building this beast. Dig it.

Welcome to Summer!  With that said, I feel the need to say the following.  But before I do, I want to say, I shouldn’t have to say what I’m about to say.  I feel like we’re all fairly rational adults and if you’re stopping by a website called This Podcast Sucks, you probably don’t want to have your kids listening to it without your hearing it first.  However, this is the internet, and people would rather blame me for not telling them we talk about nipples, porn, and other sex type things because heaven forbid you don’t put any limitations on your kids and what they watch/listen to on the internet.  But if you are listening, thanks!  Tell your friends!

WARNING:  This podcast is for adults, by adults… mostly.  There may be some offensive material ahead.  (Also, falling dildos ahead.) You’ve been warned.  I will just say this, we like it.  We talk about freeing the nipple, bathing Kevin, a new game called Porno or App, a Throat Punch of the Week, and some other randomness.  We also get going on a few tangents, usually sexual in nature.  So there’s that.  

Oh, and just to be clear, Rhiana makes no appearance in any way, shape, or form in this episode of the podcast.  (I just like the pic.)

Oh, here’s a little something we mention during the podcast. (Thanks DJ Squish for bringing it to our attention.)

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02:20 Free The Nipple;  05:42 falling dildos;  07:39 What would you do with an extra hour in your day?;  11:37 things that can ruin a vacation;  14:50 Porno or Smart Phone App;  18:16 Throat Punch of the Week;  22:30 Tease the Doughnut

Let me just say, wow.  This is one of the most random episodes we’ve done yet, and somehow, it’s already one of my favorites.  For the first time since starting, oh those many eleven episodes ago, we have a special guest.  Our buddy Ryan sits in with us to talk all kinds of random mish mash.  We talk about my weird relationship with my snooze alarm; Mila Kunis’ thoughts on childbirth; odd celebrity crushes; building a better donut sammich; one of the most offensive Throat Punches of the Week plus a Hearty High Five of You ‘Da Man; and Kevin apparently never went to a real Summer Camp.

So get with the clicky.  Stream it.  Download it.  Listen to it.  

(picture of Ryan used without permission… so, Ryan?  Can I use this pic?  K, thanks!)

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02:03 Doug is dating his snooze alarm;  04:23 Mila Kunis on childbirth;  05:27 Ryan makes a Rip Taylor reference;  09:01 Guilty Pleasure Celebrity Crush Kind of Sort of;  11:43 We want to make a donut bun sammich;  17:50  Throat Punch and Hearty Congrats;  21:04 Signs you’re at a bad Summer Camp;  23:32 Random Story Time with Ryan

Hey!  We’re back!  Kevin was gone last week, and I just got back from vacation so we’re both here for thirty plus minutes of audio action.  This week, we recall Vacation Horror Stories!  (Bum, bum, buuuhhhhm!)  And let me tell ya, Kevin has some doozies.  (I mean really.  How many “Holy Crap! No Way!” stories can one guy have?  He’s like an encyclopedia of weird personal experiences.)  We also run down some places you may want to avoid on vacation, or not.  You could be a thrillseeker, I don’t know.  Plus a few horror stories of other folks.  I found a few travel tips for ya, plus another Throat Punch of the Week!  

So get in there and learn!

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00:30 Welcome Back; 02:32 Dug’s tangent rant;  04:37 Dug’s Vacation Horror Stories;  09:55 Kevin’s Vacation Horror Stories;  19:42 Kev Random Story Time;  21:09 Countries you’re most likely to get kidnapped;  26:18 Mexico Vacation Horror Stories from the interwebs;  28:40 Travel Tips; 33:11 Throat Punch of the Week:  it’s a twofer!;  38:05 Dug asks a pertinent question;

Kevin is out this week, so I thought, instead of sitting in here and talking to myself for thirty some odd minutes, I’d bring in our first ever guest co-host.  Korey was kind enough, or bored enough, to stop by and fill the other mic this week.  We hit the ground running with something that Kevin is known for, random story time.  Then we transition into acting, since Korey just wrapped up filiming a major motion picture.  Then we play the Danny or Crispin Glover Game.  We do manage to offer up not one, not two, but three Throat Punches of the Week.  Then we talk condoms.  Not just any condom mind you, but the soon to be latest trend in pregnancy prevention, The Galactic Cap!  (Trust me, you’re going to want to hit the link and watch that video.  Priceless.  And yes, that’s the Galactic Cap photohopped (badly) on Korey’s head in the pic.)

So get to it.  

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00:04 Hit the Ground Running.  Guest Co Host Korey’s random story time;  03:13 Three Wedding in Three Weeks;  05:39 Finally Introductions with Guest Co Host Korey and we come up with a new business for him;  07:35 Korey was in a movie;  12:26 Korey plays the game Danny Glover or Crispin Glover;  18:30 Throat Punch of the Week;  23:46 what movie do you think you should be cast in?;  26:48 The Galactic Cap and Korey Hates IndiGoGo;

This week’s episode comes off the heals of the big three day weekend known as Memorial Day.  In addition remembering those that have given their lives in service to our country, Memorial Day has come to encompass an unofficial start to Summer.  It’s a time to get outdoors, enjoy the weather, and start grilling.  So Kevin and I are talking grilling.  All kinds of grilling.  We also have some Summer activities for those of you who are adventurous.  Kevin uncorks some more random stories, one of which includes John Mellencamps brother so you know it’s going to be good.  And then Kev and I play a new game.  Also, I started a new diet.  I know.  Just hit the clicky play buttony thing.

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I should probably mention that since it was an extra long weekend, this episode is extra long as well.  

02:32 My new diet;  06:01 Random Call Back to Rob Ford;  08:54: Grilling Stuff;  12:50 Things to Grill;  15:24 Random Story Time With Uncle Kev;  21:55 Things to do Naked; 29:20 Million Dollar Question;  34:00 Random Story Time With Uncle Kev Part 2;  37:58 Morgan Freeman on Helium;  39:24 Ending with the View

Ok, so that was a bit more than a “wee” delay. Sorry about that. Life happens. But Kevin and I are back to talk about music and sex, well, because we like those things. I also have some high lights of my interview with Nikki Benz, the Adult Entertainer who is running for Mayor of Toronto. She was actually really cool. Plus, we throw a different kind of Throat Punch out this week, and I play a new game with Kevin: Marry, Do, or Kill. You’ll get the idea. Anywho, there ya go. Get to clickinig and check out this weeks effort.

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By the way, I’ll be posting my entire conversation with Nikki Benz later this week.

03:00 Kevin’s Music Tales; 5:36 Doug’s McDonalds Fun Land Story; 07:14 Rapping up the music stories with Alex Trebek; 09:23 Throat Punch of the Week w/ Special appearance by Coach Ron Zook; 12:06 tangent on Bellator MMA; 12:43 Men who cuddle Men; 15:51 Sex Myths; 17:03 Kevin’s tangent small wiener story; 18:55 Kevin plays Marry, Do, Kill; 23:36 High lights of my interview with Nikki Benz