Monthly Archives: May 2014

This week’s episode comes off the heals of the big three day weekend known as Memorial Day.  In addition remembering those that have given their lives in service to our country, Memorial Day has come to encompass an unofficial start to Summer.  It’s a time to get outdoors, enjoy the weather, and start grilling.  So Kevin and I are talking grilling.  All kinds of grilling.  We also have some Summer activities for those of you who are adventurous.  Kevin uncorks some more random stories, one of which includes John Mellencamps brother so you know it’s going to be good.  And then Kev and I play a new game.  Also, I started a new diet.  I know.  Just hit the clicky play buttony thing.


I should probably mention that since it was an extra long weekend, this episode is extra long as well.  

02:32 My new diet;  06:01 Random Call Back to Rob Ford;  08:54: Grilling Stuff;  12:50 Things to Grill;  15:24 Random Story Time With Uncle Kev;  21:55 Things to do Naked; 29:20 Million Dollar Question;  34:00 Random Story Time With Uncle Kev Part 2;  37:58 Morgan Freeman on Helium;  39:24 Ending with the View

Ok, so that was a bit more than a “wee” delay. Sorry about that. Life happens. But Kevin and I are back to talk about music and sex, well, because we like those things. I also have some high lights of my interview with Nikki Benz, the Adult Entertainer who is running for Mayor of Toronto. She was actually really cool. Plus, we throw a different kind of Throat Punch out this week, and I play a new game with Kevin: Marry, Do, or Kill. You’ll get the idea. Anywho, there ya go. Get to clickinig and check out this weeks effort.


By the way, I’ll be posting my entire conversation with Nikki Benz later this week.

03:00 Kevin’s Music Tales; 5:36 Doug’s McDonalds Fun Land Story; 07:14 Rapping up the music stories with Alex Trebek; 09:23 Throat Punch of the Week w/ Special appearance by Coach Ron Zook; 12:06 tangent on Bellator MMA; 12:43 Men who cuddle Men; 15:51 Sex Myths; 17:03 Kevin’s tangent small wiener story; 18:55 Kevin plays Marry, Do, Kill; 23:36 High lights of my interview with Nikki Benz

So Kev and I are going to be delayed by a day (hopefully just a day) with this week’s podcast.  We’ve got a couple of things in the fire that we’re waiting on and they just won’t be ready in time.  So, to make up for it, here’s a cruise ship palying the opening bass line to Seven Nation Army.


You can thank the musically stylings of the MSC Magnifica. Apparently it was part of a Hamburg (I assume Germany, maybe not, I don’t know) harbor birthday. Regardless, it’s kind of cool.

It kind of reminds me of a Star Wars salute to the White Stripes. That, or I’ve taken way too much Nyquil*.

(*You should only take Nyquil, and any other over the counter or prescription medication, as per label instructions. Unless of course you think that medication printed label instructions are just one more way “The Man” is trying to control your life, actions, and thoughts. Because no one is going to tell you how to relieve your coughing, aching, stuffy head, and fever. Hell, you might have fought really hard to get all of those symptoms, and dang it, ain’t no high falutin’, suit wearin’, lawyer type is going to tell me what I have to take every 4 to 6 hours so I can get some much needed rest! Screw that! This is America! Which means I am free to do as I dang well please, regardless of how stupid it may appear to those around who may actually know a thing or two! It’s like those “free” flu vaccines. Sure, they’re all “this will help keep you from getting the flu this season”; “We’re just trying to keep you healthy”. You know what I say? Bullocks! Those “flu” shots are nothing more than a placebo filled with nanobots so the “Government” can monitor your location, your actions, and your thoughts. And once you’ve recieved enough of these “flu shots” eventually you will have enough nanobots in your system where the “Government” will be able to actually take over your person. You will be no more than the proverbial puppent on the strings of the “Government”! And that is how the Zombie Apocalypse starts!

But seriouisly, use Nyquil only as directed.)

Also, for your amusement, here’s a picture of my weird beard with some subtle highlights.




Welcome to our sixth episode of This Podcast Sucks.  Man, it feels like it was only seven weeks ago that we started this and here we are, seven weeks later and six episodes in.  Before we start, let me just say that I’m as appalled as anyone by how large my head is.  I mean look at that thing.  I swear my head is 40% larger than Kevin’s.  Kev said my head was so big I should put the podcast name on it… so there ya’ go Kevin.  I hope you’re happy.

Anyway, this week we talk about Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and one of the people who wants to take his place.  Then we go into FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women Alive list, which I don’t neccessarily agree with.  And since Mother’s Day is coming up, we look at Hot Celebrity Moms.  We of course have a Throat Punch of the Week.  And we wrap up with part of my conversation with comedian Bill Engvall.  Before we get there though, Kevin has a great story about working with one of Bill Engvall’s Blue Collar Comedy buddies, Jeff Foxworthy.

So make with the clicky and enjoy.

Speaking of enjoy… It’s Nikki Benz… and us…



01:34 Rob Ford and the next Toronto Mayor;  06:50 FHM 100 Hottest Women;  10:32 Hot Celebrity Moms;  15:30 Throat Punch of the Week;  18:07 Throat Punch Runner Up;  19:30 Green Acres Movie?; 22:00 Kevin’s Jeff Foxworthy story;  24:17 Bill Engvall