Monthly Archives: June 2014


So here it is. Our first video, and our first food creation. I have to say, I’m pretty happy with the results: Doughnut Dog. In last week’s podcast, our buddy Ryan came up with an idea for a new doughnut sandwich. A hot dog, inside a long john, wrapped in bacon, covered in pancake batter, and deep fried. So we thought, we should make this. And we did. Big thanks to our buddy Shane from Rosati’s Pizza in Urbana, Il for letting us use his kitchen to do this weird bit of food alchemy. For a first time through, we were pretty pleased with the results. We’re already thinking of ways to make it better, so we may be revisiting this pooch in the near, or not so near, future.

Anyway, here’s the video exploits of me and Kevin, Ryan and Shane building this beast. Dig it.

Welcome to Summer!  With that said, I feel the need to say the following.  But before I do, I want to say, I shouldn’t have to say what I’m about to say.  I feel like we’re all fairly rational adults and if you’re stopping by a website called This Podcast Sucks, you probably don’t want to have your kids listening to it without your hearing it first.  However, this is the internet, and people would rather blame me for not telling them we talk about nipples, porn, and other sex type things because heaven forbid you don’t put any limitations on your kids and what they watch/listen to on the internet.  But if you are listening, thanks!  Tell your friends!

WARNING:  This podcast is for adults, by adults… mostly.  There may be some offensive material ahead.  (Also, falling dildos ahead.) You’ve been warned.  I will just say this, we like it.  We talk about freeing the nipple, bathing Kevin, a new game called Porno or App, a Throat Punch of the Week, and some other randomness.  We also get going on a few tangents, usually sexual in nature.  So there’s that.  

Oh, and just to be clear, Rhiana makes no appearance in any way, shape, or form in this episode of the podcast.  (I just like the pic.)

Oh, here’s a little something we mention during the podcast. (Thanks DJ Squish for bringing it to our attention.)



This is a GIF from the original cgi short from YouTuber Logitech4873

02:20 Free The Nipple;  05:42 falling dildos;  07:39 What would you do with an extra hour in your day?;  11:37 things that can ruin a vacation;  14:50 Porno or Smart Phone App;  18:16 Throat Punch of the Week;  22:30 Tease the Doughnut

Let me just say, wow.  This is one of the most random episodes we’ve done yet, and somehow, it’s already one of my favorites.  For the first time since starting, oh those many eleven episodes ago, we have a special guest.  Our buddy Ryan sits in with us to talk all kinds of random mish mash.  We talk about my weird relationship with my snooze alarm; Mila Kunis’ thoughts on childbirth; odd celebrity crushes; building a better donut sammich; one of the most offensive Throat Punches of the Week plus a Hearty High Five of You ‘Da Man; and Kevin apparently never went to a real Summer Camp.

So get with the clicky.  Stream it.  Download it.  Listen to it.  

(picture of Ryan used without permission… so, Ryan?  Can I use this pic?  K, thanks!)


02:03 Doug is dating his snooze alarm;  04:23 Mila Kunis on childbirth;  05:27 Ryan makes a Rip Taylor reference;  09:01 Guilty Pleasure Celebrity Crush Kind of Sort of;  11:43 We want to make a donut bun sammich;  17:50  Throat Punch and Hearty Congrats;  21:04 Signs you’re at a bad Summer Camp;  23:32 Random Story Time with Ryan

Hey!  We’re back!  Kevin was gone last week, and I just got back from vacation so we’re both here for thirty plus minutes of audio action.  This week, we recall Vacation Horror Stories!  (Bum, bum, buuuhhhhm!)  And let me tell ya, Kevin has some doozies.  (I mean really.  How many “Holy Crap! No Way!” stories can one guy have?  He’s like an encyclopedia of weird personal experiences.)  We also run down some places you may want to avoid on vacation, or not.  You could be a thrillseeker, I don’t know.  Plus a few horror stories of other folks.  I found a few travel tips for ya, plus another Throat Punch of the Week!  

So get in there and learn!


00:30 Welcome Back; 02:32 Dug’s tangent rant;  04:37 Dug’s Vacation Horror Stories;  09:55 Kevin’s Vacation Horror Stories;  19:42 Kev Random Story Time;  21:09 Countries you’re most likely to get kidnapped;  26:18 Mexico Vacation Horror Stories from the interwebs;  28:40 Travel Tips; 33:11 Throat Punch of the Week:  it’s a twofer!;  38:05 Dug asks a pertinent question;

Kevin is out this week, so I thought, instead of sitting in here and talking to myself for thirty some odd minutes, I’d bring in our first ever guest co-host.  Korey was kind enough, or bored enough, to stop by and fill the other mic this week.  We hit the ground running with something that Kevin is known for, random story time.  Then we transition into acting, since Korey just wrapped up filiming a major motion picture.  Then we play the Danny or Crispin Glover Game.  We do manage to offer up not one, not two, but three Throat Punches of the Week.  Then we talk condoms.  Not just any condom mind you, but the soon to be latest trend in pregnancy prevention, The Galactic Cap!  (Trust me, you’re going to want to hit the link and watch that video.  Priceless.  And yes, that’s the Galactic Cap photohopped (badly) on Korey’s head in the pic.)

So get to it.  


00:04 Hit the Ground Running.  Guest Co Host Korey’s random story time;  03:13 Three Wedding in Three Weeks;  05:39 Finally Introductions with Guest Co Host Korey and we come up with a new business for him;  07:35 Korey was in a movie;  12:26 Korey plays the game Danny Glover or Crispin Glover;  18:30 Throat Punch of the Week;  23:46 what movie do you think you should be cast in?;  26:48 The Galactic Cap and Korey Hates IndiGoGo;