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This week, Kevin is out on injured reserve.  So I brought in some folks to help me out:  Ryan (the guy who came up with the Doughnut Dog) and our buddy, DJ Squish.  With Kevin gone, the three of us just hung out and played a new game, and kind of played another sort of game type thing.  We manage to get in a Throat Punch of the Week and all three of us have someone we want to punch.  So sit back and enjoy our fart sounds and weird fetishes.  You’re welcome.

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01:34 Fart Board Challenge;  07:59 The Weird Turn on Game that really isn’t much of a game;  14:05 Random Coco Rant/praise;  15:58 Throat Punch of the Week

Welcome to Summer!  With that said, I feel the need to say the following.  But before I do, I want to say, I shouldn’t have to say what I’m about to say.  I feel like we’re all fairly rational adults and if you’re stopping by a website called This Podcast Sucks, you probably don’t want to have your kids listening to it without your hearing it first.  However, this is the internet, and people would rather blame me for not telling them we talk about nipples, porn, and other sex type things because heaven forbid you don’t put any limitations on your kids and what they watch/listen to on the internet.  But if you are listening, thanks!  Tell your friends!

WARNING:  This podcast is for adults, by adults… mostly.  There may be some offensive material ahead.  (Also, falling dildos ahead.) You’ve been warned.  I will just say this, we like it.  We talk about freeing the nipple, bathing Kevin, a new game called Porno or App, a Throat Punch of the Week, and some other randomness.  We also get going on a few tangents, usually sexual in nature.  So there’s that.  

Oh, and just to be clear, Rhiana makes no appearance in any way, shape, or form in this episode of the podcast.  (I just like the pic.)

Oh, here’s a little something we mention during the podcast. (Thanks DJ Squish for bringing it to our attention.)

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This is a GIF from the original cgi short from YouTuber Logitech4873

02:20 Free The Nipple;  05:42 falling dildos;  07:39 What would you do with an extra hour in your day?;  11:37 things that can ruin a vacation;  14:50 Porno or Smart Phone App;  18:16 Throat Punch of the Week;  22:30 Tease the Doughnut

Let me just say, wow.  This is one of the most random episodes we’ve done yet, and somehow, it’s already one of my favorites.  For the first time since starting, oh those many eleven episodes ago, we have a special guest.  Our buddy Ryan sits in with us to talk all kinds of random mish mash.  We talk about my weird relationship with my snooze alarm; Mila Kunis’ thoughts on childbirth; odd celebrity crushes; building a better donut sammich; one of the most offensive Throat Punches of the Week plus a Hearty High Five of You ‘Da Man; and Kevin apparently never went to a real Summer Camp.

So get with the clicky.  Stream it.  Download it.  Listen to it.  

(picture of Ryan used without permission… so, Ryan?  Can I use this pic?  K, thanks!)

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02:03 Doug is dating his snooze alarm;  04:23 Mila Kunis on childbirth;  05:27 Ryan makes a Rip Taylor reference;  09:01 Guilty Pleasure Celebrity Crush Kind of Sort of;  11:43 We want to make a donut bun sammich;  17:50  Throat Punch and Hearty Congrats;  21:04 Signs you’re at a bad Summer Camp;  23:32 Random Story Time with Ryan

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Wow.  Three Episodes.  I’m so proud.  I feel like a new Dad watching his son/daughter walk for the first time.  (Sorry, I said I wasn’t going to cry…)  Anywho, welcome to Episode 003.  Lots going on in this one.  Kevin and I take on the daunting task of figuring out who should replace David Letterman on The Late Show.  Honestly, I think Kevin has a spot on idea.  We then hear from someone who’s seen her share of late night talk shows as Kevin shares some of his interview with Joan Rivers.  We take a peak at Demi Lavato naked, Kevin uncorks a new feature, Kevin’s Pile of Weird, and then it’s time for Throat Punch of the Week.

And not to be outdone by Kevin’s celebrity interview, we end with a story from one of the biggetst names in the business.   That business is porn.  I got to talk to Ron Jeremy the other day and he had an awesome story of filming on a boat in Spain.

So go on, get to clickin’ and check out our third podcast.